arwen on...

arwen on warranting a little pinch :
my mom : arwen, come, let's go downstairs. i'll carry you (this is probably after 6-7 times of pleading her to come along)
arwen : Oi! Bisinglah!
me : *dropped everything, rushed to her, pinched her and told her that she should never say things like that to an adult and made her apologize to Oma* wah ini budak!
arwen : *hugs* sorry Oma, Ilochi Oma, nanak buat lagi. Ok, Fine.

arwen on branding (part 1) :
ayis : yang, i'm too tired to go out and get dinner (we almost never cook at home, coz i don't cook)
me : okay. shall i just call McDonalds?
arwen : E.I.E.I.Ooooooo. Moo moo there. Moo moo there.

arwen on branding (part 2) :
*i knocked off one of those free coke glasses from McD and it crashed into smithereens, literally. and then my mom ran down panicked, thinking i broke her expensive glassware and asked me what broke while i was sweeping*
me : gelas mcdonalds tu.
mom : oh. oklah, we have a lot more of those.
me : yeah that's why i didn't yell for you.
arwen : Oma! Gelas "moo moo there" pecah!

arwen on the drawbacks of living with a bunch of oldies :
*after getting tired of playing outside at her sitter's place while waiting for us to pick her up*
arwen : adoi. sakit pinggang!

arwen on making me speechless yet again
me : *inhaling her hair* siapa busuk mama?
arwen : Mamma yak!


arwen on being a true malaysian :
Me : Arwen, where's the colour red?
Arwen : Ni! Merah .. lah!
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Me : Arwen, there, cat!
Arwen : Baby cat ... lah!
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Me : Arwen don't disturb daddy.
Arwen : Daddy sleep .. lah!
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Ayis : It's Wa-ter-me-lon lah
Arwen : Atter-malen lah
Ayis : I yang belajar tinggi-tinggi gi wales, i'm being corrected? by a 2 year old?
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Su the sitter : Arwen, ni kakak punya.
Arwen : Arwen neh (nya) laaaa.

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Me : Arwen come here, mamma nak check you berak tak.
Arwen : TAK... LAHHHHH! 'Tut je! (kentut je)