arwen on ...

been a while since i've updated this. the whole blog i mean, and the "arwen on.." posts. her vocab has grown exponentially and with her mind developing so rapidly, she's able to think for herself and subsequently, school other people. like we always kena.

Arwen on her favourite colour:

Arwen : Mamma! Ipad Mo ni tak boleh dah.
Me : Oh, battery dah habis kot, Wen. Nanti ask Mo to charge ok?
Arwen : Battery abis dah? Ohh. Nanti Mo beli battery ok Mamma? Arwen nak yang colour pink je.

Arwen : *watching spirit, stallion of cimmaron* Mamma! Nanti Arwen dah besar, Arwen nak naik horse boleh?
Me : Boleh sayang.
Arwen : Arwen nak horse yang colour pink je.

Arwen : Bye Mamma *gives me a hug and a kiss*
Me : Where are you going?
Arwen : Arwen nak pergi ofis Arwen lah. Budak-budak tak boleh ikut tau.
Me : Really? Why?
Arwen : Ada polis! Polis colour pink!
Me : Ok, happy working Arwen, bye!

Arwen : Mamma, Arwen nak jumpa Pinchess Jasmine boleh?
Me : Boleh.
Arwen : Pinchess Jasmin yang colour pink tu?

Arwen : Mamma, Arwen dah besar nanti, nak makan 'shwingg gum' boleh?
Me : Boleh. Tunggu Arwen besar, ok?
Arwen : Ok. Arwen nak yang colour pink.
Me : Ok. Pink.

Arwen : Nak minum coffee, nak minum air gas.
Me : Ok. Dah besar nanti ok?
Arwen : Ok. Nak yang colour pink!

Arwen : Mamma, Arwen nak pergi beach!
Me : Ok nanti bawak Arwen pergi beach kat Kuantan.
Arwen : Beach yang colour pink je.
Me : Hah? Kejap Mamma google ada tak. (apparently there's one in Bahamas and one in Komodo Island, Indonesia)

Arwen : Mamma, nanti Arwen dah besar boleh makan cili ok?
Me : Ok.
Arwen : Cili yang colour pink ada? I like colour pink!
Me : You don't say!


Arwen on proper way to answer questions :

Arwen : Daddy, lepas cerita daddy, cerita Arwen pulak ok?
Daddy : Hmm.
Arwen : Daddy?
Daddy : Hmm?
Arwen : Daddy, jangan cakap "hmm. hmm." cakap tutol-tutol (betul-betul)! Yes, or no?

Arwen on Apps :

Me : Arwen, Mamma nak main Plant vs Zombie. Mana ek?
Arwen : Huh?
Me : Yang main tanam-tanam then we shoot the zombies banyak-banyak tu? Yang ada cherry bomb tu?
Arwen : iPad Daddy takde lah Mamma. Tu dalam iPad Mo je. Mo dah bawak pergi gym!

*later*
Mo : Hi Arwen!
Arwen : Mo! iPad Mo mana? Arwen nak main iPad Mo boleh?
Mo : Ni.
Arwen : *fussing with the iPad* Ni Mamma! Main zombies ni!

Arwen : *flinging an Angry Bird across the iPad screen*
Arwen : *feeling guilty* OHMYGOD! Are you ok?


Arwen on vanity :

Oma : Arwen, come let me tie your hair. It's everywhere.
Arwen : Jangan lah usik rambut Arwen. Arwen dah comel dah.


Arwen on playing pretend :

Arwen : MAMMAAAAA! JANGAN!
Me : What?
Arwen : ADA SHAARRRKKKK. NOOOO!


Arwen : Nah Mamma, pegang baby ni.
Me : *playing along* OK.
Arwen : Mamma! Pegang dua-dua tangan, nanti baby jatuh macam mana?


Arwen on biology :

Arwen : Mamma, Arwen ada pepet (female parts)?
Me : Ada.
Arwen : Mamma ada?
Me : Ada.
Arwen : Daddy ada?
Me : Takde.
Me : Siapa ambik Daddy punya pepet?

Me : *teaching her directions* Arwen, this is your right, kanan. Ni left, kiri.
Arwen : Ni bukan kiri!
Me : Then?
Arwen : Niii... nama dia, "sebelah"!

Arwen : Taknak Daddy! Arwen majuk (merajuk) Daddy! Daddy naughty girl!
Daddy : I'm not a girl ... not yet a woman too..

Me : *pointing out to the distant sound of fireworks* Apa tu Wen?
Arwen : Bunyi kentut Daddy!


Arwen on caring too much :

Arwen : Mamma! Apa ni? *pointing at a scratch on my leg*
Me : Mamma luka.
Arwen : Mamma kena tembak polis, ye?



Arwen on the future of space travel :

Arwen : Arwen nak naik rocket dengan Mamma, dengan Daddy, dengan Oma, dengan Baiz and Mo.
Me : Nak pergi mana?
Arwen : Pluto!


Arwen on table manners :

*somebody made slurping noises*
Arwen : Hey! Makan sup jangan bunyi! Dosa tau!


Arwen on good manners :

Arwen : Opps! Excuse me Mamma. Arwen kentut milk.


Arwen on animals :

Oma : Tu tapir.
Arwen : Oma! Dia pakai panties je!


Arwen on having her way :

Arwen : Jangan! Ni Arwen tenye
Me : Arwen, it's "punya"
Arwen : Punya
Me : yes
Arwen : Arwen tenye!
Me : *give up*


Arwen's speech blooping / spoonerism / Freudian slip moments :

"Daddy! Mana lagu sati?" (lagi satu)
"Lalu! Arwen nak tepi!"
"Mamma! Arwen nak tengok milk, nak minum Shrek"