Arwen on ...

Arwen on alphabets :

Arwen : Mamma! That's the ladder (letter) E! E is for?
Me : E is for Elephant.
Arwen : And that's the ladder F! F is for?
Me : F is for frog ....
Arwen : What the frog?

Arwen on animal sounds :

Daddy : *hugging me*
Arwen : No deidi! Ni Arwen tenye (punya) Mamma! Don't peluk!
Daddy : *hugging me tighter*
Arwen : *getting help from her 'friends'. First, Di-yen (lion)* Rar! Rar! Rar!
*next, Baby Cat (her pink cat)* Meow! Meow! Meow!
*lastly, her yellow carebear* Bear! Bear! Bear!


Arwen on durians :

Arwen : Oma! Mula-mula kena bukak duyan tu.. like this *showing Oma how to open up a durian* .... And then like this .... and then ambik the duyan... and then makan like this.. aum!
Oma : *pries open the durian*
Arwen : Oh! Wow! Macam flower lah durian tu!!

Arwen : Oma! Sepah sepah duyan ni. Kutip .. and then put everymore in plastic bag, ok?


Arwen on blackmailing :

Arwen : Mamma! Don't kena fire truck kat toys arwen! Nanti arwen tak bagi kang Mamma fire truck tu!


Arwen : Mamma! Jangan shake iPad deidi! Nanti Arwen tak bagi kang iPad ni!


Arwen on clouds :

Me : Arwen look at those clouds, macam muka Pinnochio! See atas tu, the eyes, and then in the middle, the long one, looks like the nose, and bawah tu, the mouth, kan?
Arwen : No Mamma. Macam dragon! .... Atas tu macam dolphin!
Me : Oh my god, yes! i totally see a dolphin and a dragon!
Arwen : Middle tu kokodie (crocodile)
Me : ye lah arwen, crocodile!
Arwen : Mamma! Kokodie tu ikut arwen!

*shouting at the cloud*

Arwen : I said stay up there Kokodie. Don't follow me! Stay!

*after a while*

Arwen : Mamma, mana kokodie tadi?
Me : kan Arwen suruh dia stay, jangan follow Arwen?
Arwen : Cloud tu pandai kan? dengar cakap Arwen!


Arwen on no gossiping policy

Me : Yang, anak tu tadi kan....
Arwen : No! Stop it Mamma! No talking!


Arwen on attention

Oma : *busy talking to a neighbour*
Arwen : Oma! Oma! Oma! Oma!
Oma : *still busy talking*
Arwen : Oma! tengok arwen! Stop talking!


Arwen on road ethics :

Arwen : Mamma, red stop, green go!
Me : correct
Arwen : Yellow apa?
Me : Yellow is ready
Arwen : Bukan!
Me : And then?
Arwen : Yellow is "standby!"


Arwen on not getting it yet

Arwen : Come mamma, arwen ambik gambar keeno (our 10 year old cat)
Arwen : *taking my phone* Keeno... smileeee!!!


Arwen : Mamma, Arwen nak masuk dalam perut Mamma boleh?
Me : Mana boleh, dah keluar mana boleh masuk balik? Arwen dah besar!
Arwen : Nanti Arwen kecik balik macam ni (holding out her little pinky finger) boleh masuk balik?


Arwen on totally getting it

Oma : Arwen, what's Mamma's name? Elli....?
Arwen : Elli... Phant!!


Arwen on McDonalds

Arwen : *making a call on her pretend phone* Hello? Mcdonalds? Yes, arwen nak eat burger, nak fries, nak toys....


*at the drive through*

Me : *in the backseat, pulling down the window to make my order*
Arwen : *immediately dives to my side so she can also talk to the machine*
Me : hi. ok I'll like to order ...
Arwen : Arwen nak KungFu Panda! Arwen nak KungFu Panda! Arwen nak KungFu Panda! Arwen nak KungFu Panda! Arwen nak KungFu Panda! Arwen nak KungFu Panda! Arwen nak KungFu Panda! Arwen nak KungFu Panda! Arwen nak KungFu Panda! Arwen nak KungFu Panda! Arwen nak KungFu Panda! Arwen nak Kung .... Ok Thank You! Bye!


Arwen on the dream she just had

*woke up happily telling me about the dream*
Arwen : Mamma, Arwen mandi kat summing pool. Ada fish besar-besar dalam bubble banyak-banyak. Mamma, arwen nak makan fish?


Arwen's speech bloopers

Cottonbud = "Cotty-bab"
Swimming suit = "Sumping put"