Arwen on...

Arwen on making mama sentaps!

Oma : Ok Arwen, Oma nak solat.
Arwen : Kenapa Oma solat banyak-banyak?
Oma : Kita kena solat 5 times a day. Oma do more, coz I do solat sunat dhuha .. and terawih.
Arwen : Kenapa Mamma tak solat banyak-banyak??
Me : Oh, snap!


Arwen on making sense :

*whilst shopping with Oma one Friday afternoon*
Arwen : Oma! Arwen nak eat soup and mee.
Oma : Ala Wen.. kita beli McDonald's je lah, Arwen eat kat rumah.
Arwen : No! Arwen nak eat soup and mee!
Oma : Tapi Wen... Oma puasa!
Arwen : Arwen tak puasa!


Arwen on voicing out her frustrations :

Arwen : Mamma, Arwen nak ni.....
Me : No!
Arwen : Pleassseeeeeee
Me : I said NO!
Arwen : I said YES!
Me : I said NO!
Arwen : Issshhhhhhhh!


Arwen on defying gravity :

Me : Arwen, what's that building?
Arwen : KLCC!
Oma : How do you go up there?
Arwen : Fly!!

Arwen on being the silly little girl she can be when she's not making me tear my hair apart:

Family : *seriously discussing where Arwen gets her traits*
Me : Tapi... rebellion tu.. degil tu... kuat menjawab tu... rasanya ikut Mama dia ... kan Wen?
Arwen : *raising her left arm and scratching her armpits with the other arm. yes, like a monkey*


Arwen on fencing :

Arwen : Daddy! Pong-guard!!! (supposed to be "en guard", actually)


Arwen on gearing up for war :

Arwen : Arwen nak sword, and the belt (to sheath her foam sword) , and the bantal (as a shield) and the horsey. ... EEEE-HAAAAAA!!!


Arwen on the Sound of Music :

Me : Do. Re. Mi. Fa. So. La. Ti. Doooooooo ... ok Arwen, sing!
Arwen : Do. Re. Ma. Ma. Dei. Di. Semua. Ti. Dooooooo


Arwen on being gross :

Arwen : Oma! Cookies (choc chip cookie batter, rather) Oma ni.. macam berak je?

Arwen : Oma! Kencing Arwen tu panas, kan?

Arwen : *burpppp* Mamma, mulut Arwen tu kentut!


Me : Apasal senyap je? Arwen? Are you pooping??
Arwen : Pooping?
Me : Poop? Berak?
Arwen : Poop tu bukan berak!!! Poop tu untuk makan!


Arwen on not being breastfed :

Me : carrying Arwen down the stairs
Arwen : *rather loudly* Mamma, tetek Mamma tu besar! Besar sangat!
Me : *laughed out so hard that i peed in my pants a bit coz i didn't know how else to react*



Arwen on strategic cover-ups :

Me : Oi! Kentut!!
Arwen : Takde lah... tu bunyik fireworks lah Mama!
Me : Fireworks tak busuk melantung macam ni!


Arwen on Manglish :

Arwen : Mamma! Come masuk bilik dengan Arwen. Takdebody in the room!


Arwen on her birthday :

Me : Arwen, birthday Arwen pun in August.
Arwen : Ni dah August, Mamma?
Me : Dah.
Arwen : Siapa Augustkan?


Arwen's speech bloopers :

"Alice and the Wonderlamb"
"No, bantal tenya ni Arwen"
"Eeeeee... cemolnyaaaaa!!"
"Nak air sejuk pleaseee... Arwen hangus!"
"ish! terpanjut arwen!" (terperanjat + terkejut = terpanjut)