Arwen on ... (these all happened over the weekend)

ARWEN ON LIFE(STOCKS) IN THE KAMPUNG :

*on the drive to Pekan*

Me : Arwen! See .. buffalo!
Arwen : Mana bluffo?
Me : There ... kat sawah tu ...
Arwen : Tu bukan bluffo laaa.... Tu bison! ok?


ARWEN ON BANKS :

Along Uji : Arwen, no! Kalau ambik sarang burung tu... bird nak duduk mana?
Arwen : Nanti Arwen beli nest baru lah. Arwen ada duit dalam bank, ok?

*the next day*

Along Uji : Arwen, kata nak ganti balik sarang burung, mana?
Arwen : Nanti Arwen beli, ok?
Along Uji : Beli kat mana?
Arwen : Kat "Shopping Bank"


ARWEN ON UDANG GALAH :

Me : Arwen, let's eat. See MakTok masak udang. Huge! Giant prawns!!
Arwen : Taknak lah, *looking at all the prawn legs/claws* .... macam spider je.


ARWEN ON ANATOMY :

Arwen : Mamma, Arwen boleh rasa heart Arwen.
Me : Really? Heart Arwen kat mana?
Arwen : Kat dalam perut.


*feeling her ribs*
Arwen : Mamma, kenapa Arwen ada bone over here? I don't want bone over here!


*with hands stained pink because she was holding a pink baloon*
Arwen : Cantik kan hands Arwen colour pink? I like it! I don't want this colour *pointing on her arms that's not stained* .. i want pink je!

*after shower that evening*
Arwen : *crying* Mamaaaaaaa! Mana hands Arwen colour pink tadi? Arwen nak balik colour pink!!!



ARWEN ON MAKE-BELIEVE INFLUENCES :

Me : Arwen, I'll lock you in the tower, bagi dragon jaga, ok?
Arwen : Why? Kenapa?
Me : Abis tu ... tak dengar cakap. Arwen naughty!
Arwen : No! Mamma jangan lock Arwen dalam tower. Arwen nak kawen!!!


*later that night*

Arwen : Mamma ... nanti Mamma lock Arwen dalam tower, lepas tu prince datang, baru Arwen boleh kawen?


SPEECH BLOOPERS :
Buffalo : Bluffo