Arwen on living up to her namesake

You know Arwen was named after that elven princess from Lord of The Rings, right? the one played my Liv Tyler? Princess, just the same. so, this morning this transpired :

Arwen : Good morning, Mamma!
Me : Good morning, darling. Had a good sleep?
Arwen : Yes, thanks.
Me : Ok, let's mandi. Mamma nak work, and send you to rumah Oyang.
Arwen : Ok. Arwen nak pakai baju 'Pinchess' boleh?
Me : Ok. *rummaging through her wardrobe looking for a dress* This one, ok?
Arwen : Boleh pusing-pusing tak?
Me : Oh, you want pusing-pusing?
Arwen : Yes. With pretty flowers please.
Me : This one?
Arwen : Yes. 'Bery' nice Mamma.
Me : Ok, jom mandi.

so she just stood there in the shower, like a princess, while i gave her a shower.

Me : Arwen, wait. Brush your teeth first.
Arwen : Bukan Arwen. Pinchess!
Me : Ok fine, Princess ... brush your teeth.
Arwen : Nanti tak brush teeth, gigi macam 'jombie'?
Me : Yes, it's gross.
Arwen : Mamma, nanti daddy jadi 'jombie' and then Arwen buat macam ni *striking a princess pose*
Me : Jadi apa tu Wen?
Arwen : Jadi macam comel.

and then I dressed her in the dress, she immediately twirled.

Arwen : Tak naik pun Mamma?
Me : Kena pusing laju-laju baru kembang.
Arwen : *twirled faster* Takde pun, Mamma.
Me : Ada ... I can even see your panties. Arwen tengah pusing, macam mana nak nampak? Come, let me brush and tie your hair.
Arwen : Pinchess mana ada tie hair?
Me : Siapa cakap? Princess Jasmine tied her hair, Cinderella tied her hair, Tiana tied her hair. Belle tied her hair.
Arwen : Ok. Tapi Arwen nak tie macam ni macam ni *twisting her hair, indicating she wants it braided*
Me : Ok. *so i braided her hair* Wanna put on this hairband as well? Matching, baju Arwen.
Arwen : Pinchess pakai crown lah, Mamma.
Me : Takde crown. Headband je ada.
Arwen : It's ok, pakai headband macam ni *lowered it down to her forehead*
Me : Pandai!
Arwen : 'Cleber' kan Pincess?
Me : Yes.
Arwen : Thank you, thank you. *giving a princessy curtsy*

* a bit while later*

Arwen : Mamma! Pinchess nak kentut!
Me : Princess kentut busuk ke wangi?
Arwen : Pinchess kentut wangi lah!


*another bit while later*

Arwen : Mamma! Nak kencing.
Me : Ok, jom, quick!
Arwen : Pinchess nak berak pulak. Ok, go the way, Mamma! *go the way = go away"
Me : Macam-macam lah princess nih !!

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and this one, happened last night

Mo : Arwen quick, Mo take your picture. Stand there.
Arwen : No! *acting all shy*
Mo : Cepat laaa... Mo nak hantar MMS kat prince.
Arwen : Ok!

and she gave these for the Prince :