Arwen On

It's been a while so let's see if i can roundup most of the funny little things she have said since the last time.

Arwen on where babies come from:

Arwen: Macam mana ada baby dalam perut Mamma? Mamma makan baby eh?

Arwen: Dalam perut Mamma ada baby?
Me: Yes.
Arwen: Macam mana boleh ada baby? Mamma ambik kat ofis?
Me: Erm.. no. Deidi bagi Mamma.
Arwen: Deidi, macam mana Deidi bagi Mamma baby?
Deidi: Mmmmm ... Arwen dah minum milk belum? Deidi buat milk ok??

Arwen: Mamma, nanti Arwen kecik balik boleh masuk dalam perut Mamma?

Arwen: Deidi. Perut Deidi tu boncit. Ada baby tak??

Me: Baby nanti keluar ikut *pepet*
Arwen: What, Mamma??
Me: Arwen dulu keluar from there lah.
Arwen: Taknak lah. Geli!!!! Gross. It's disgusting!


Arwen on school:

Arwen: Tomorrow Arwen school tak Mamma?
Me: No. School break, sayang.
Arwen: Macam mana school tu broke? Dia jatuh???

Arwen: Tadi kat school ada boy tu tolak Arwen. I fell down. He pushed me.
Me: Apa nama boy tu?
Arwen : Ajrin Haris (her dad's name. all boys have her dad's name)


Arwen on growing up:

Arwen : Arwen boleh makan maggie mee tak? Arwen suka. It's nice.
Me: No! Dah besar je boleh makan. Arwen kecik lagi!
Arwen: Arwen kena kahwin dulu?


Arwen on drama (mind you, she's not even 4 yet):

*after her morning shower*
Arwen: I'm cold Omaaaaaa!!! You're killing me!!!

Me: Arwen!! Cepat kemas ni semua!!
Arwen : Arrghhh! Such a pain!!!


Arwen on... (don't even start)

*me, putting on black pore strip across my nose*
Arwen: Hahahah. Mamma like a lembu!!!

Arwen: Deidi! Arwen nak milk!
Deidi: What's the magic word?
Arwen: TING!!!!

Deidi: Why did you scream like that???
Arwen: I don't know. There's something wrong with me!


(i think there's more. will update whenever i remember something. i've got placenta brain right now)