Monday, 9 July 2012

Arwen, the storyteller

Deidi: Arwen, kalau tak kemas ni later, Deidi cubit Arwen.

Arwen: Kalau Deidi tak tolong Arwen kemas nanti Arwen tak nak kawan Deidi lepas tu Arwen tinggalkan Deidi kat rumah sebab nanti Arwen dah besar, Arwen nak drive car bawak Mamma, dengan Oma, dengan Mo, dengan Baiz, dengan Aunty Ili pergi shopping bank, and then Arwen panggil the Atuk Police kat school Arwen tu tangkap Deidi, pakaikan Deidi gelang yang ada rantai tu (handcuffs, she means) and then masukkan Deidi dekat cage, and then Jombies datang dekat cage Deidi, eat Deidi punya brains and then Vampire also come eat Deidi punya blood, and then alien monster datang ambik Deidi bawak pergi planet dia naik rocket....

... She went on and on and on, mixing up all the movie genres from family drama to action to thriller to sci-fi to Tamil to Hindi all in one breath. I just sat there, looking at my husband looking at me and we went (psychicly as how it goes between husbands and wives)  "where the heck did this kid come from, seriously?"



No, seriously.

1 comment:

Liz said...

hahaha, this is so funny!