i was talking to my brother yesterday over csi miami and while waiting for the late night replay of rockstar : supernova (that ryan star dude rocks losing my religion on piano by the way). it was one of the rare moments where i can actually string up conversations with him since he’s almost always sleeping. we were talking about the ultimate kick ass career for a creative person such as him ... and myself. like as if im good enough to be in the same league as a creative person lah?
these are the options of possible careers for me that we came up with (just in case the boss changes his mind about me, or found out that i cant actually write for shit, or might’ve read my blog and therefore got dooced, i have these alternatives to fall back on) :
- a photographer (i think i can do this. not the best … but getting there. and i think i’d choose to do portraits, or weddings or children photography)
- a photo editor (gotta love photoshop)
- a photography director for a motion picture or tv production (i only have to kick ass in that photography bit first)
- person who chooses which music to put into which scene in a movie / tv (what are they called again?) – i know i can do this too. although i have no background in music whatsoever, and i cant even drum my fingers on the dashboard properly, but i am an eclectic listener - from hans-zimmer to Jason mraz to tori amos to pussycats to imogen heap to lamb to robbie williams to 50 cent to tommy page … right down to 4U2fuckingC.
- a translator for astro – for CSIs. (hell yeah!)
- a chocolate / ice cream / candy taster – or all of those
- a music / movie / book reviewer (but then again, they would require writing wouldn’t it?)
- an abstract painter (speaking of which, i kinda miss painting…)
or better yet...
- a SHAM (Stay At Home Mom) and watch oprah and bake cookies all day in my bini kaftan and my hair up in a bini sanggul
that’s all i have, for now at least, until i found a new addiction. pretty good choices i have there i think.
12 comments:
i vote for SHAM.. chacha,.. benti lah kijo.. jadik bini.. beranak banyak2 sampai bontot besar.. okeh.. tak pe ko bulat lagi comel beb, janji ayis cayang ko, aku cayang ko, nash cayang ko, yoke cayang ko, su yin cayang ko.. err bapak ko cayang aku..
bukan its supposed to be SAHM?
ok la i vote tuh skali. kalau bini aku earn 5k above (dalam RM), aku nak jadik SAHD/SHAD. hahaha best woo.. penat kerja selama nih, nak memboroi kan lagi. hahah cam fara. hahahah bwek
babi kata aku boroi.. woi.. penat tau aku berusaha nak ternaklemak ni kasi bulat tau.. nakmembentuk lapisan selulit semua ni, ko ingat makan sehari aje?.. ni hasil tetek peluhku dari belasan tahun lagi tau! eleh.. ok apa.. kompolan boroi tapi comel, kan lish!!!
a'ah lah..
SAHM. what the hell is going on with me now? nilah gamaknya pasal kerja tak setimpal ngan gaji. jadi bodoh jap.
nanti aku edit balik b4 suyin maki aku lagi..
tapi SAHM cam dah tak best plak bunyik dia.
ko jadik dangdut superstar la. you got the butt, the breast and the hair. ok per. make a lot of money you knooooww.. haha. and ko bleh team ngan farra!! ok per!! YAY!! im a big fan already!
ok la, seriously, ko jadik photographer part time buat duit pun boleh. Your photos kick ass , so i guess along the line, someone would hire you as one.
one as in photographer, not the dangdut superstar.
SHAM.. SAHM... SAHAM... MASHAM.. kelab dangdut.. kedai K.. datuk K.. apa lagi? aku still suka bapak lisha.. (pedulik apa aku)
I think the best possible job for you is to be a full time bini who occassionally yells at your 5 kids to shut the fuck up because Oprah is on, whilst your Indon maid is preparing a pot of rendang in the kitchen to ensure your hips grow bigger.
And this lucrative job also allows you the flexibility of being a part-time article writer for some random magazine like Nona or Mastika or BiniModen!
that.. i definitely CAN DO.
the only career fall back i can think of for myself is to be a whore.
oh wait...i already AM a whore.
and i don't mean the corporate type.
congratulations yoke, on finally figuring out the reason why u're put here on earth...
OH BUDAK KECIK. MARILA KE BUDAK BULAT!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MERAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
saya dgn sekeras-keransnya meminta blog ini di-apdetkan secepat mungkin. :p
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