meme time. naturally.

since i'm on the brink of almost prying my potek eyes open with toothpicks and making sure it stays open using industrial strength sticky tape, only because dunking my head in mugs and mugs of 3-1 nescafe mix doesn't seem to work anymore ...

so, i copy-pasted this meme from 9's blog.

here goes.

Can you name 21 people (immediate family exempted) you can think of right off the top of your head? Don’t read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 21 people. Ready, Start! (this is gonna be hard. i don't think i know that many people.)

1. Ayis
2. Farrah
3. Nash
4. Cary
5. Jomey
6. Dzarina
7. Nissa
8. Suraiya
9. Erna
10. Lin
11. Sarah
12. Sam
13. Azlene
14. Amar
15. Dinesh
16. Aris
17. Ezan
18. Aida Nazreen
19. Ida Azira
20. Ayu
21. Aju


THE QUESTIONS:

How did you meet 14?
I first knew her when she transferred to my school at Convent Bukit Nanas during form 4, and we became classmates and part of a 4-sometimes- 3-depending-on- who's-being-ousted-at-the-moment girls posse.

What would you do if you never met 6?
Oh. this is interesting. because if never knew her, i wouldn't know number 4 (and 5). and if i never knew number 4, i'd never have the opportunity to get to know and fall in love with number 1.

What would you do if 20 and 9 (the no. on the list) dated?
well, they'd be lesbians. which is okay by me as long as they don't get me involved.

Did you ever like 5?
well of course! i think the almost all the girls in the posse i talked about at question 1 used to have a crush on him (and his brother)

Would 3 and 12 make a good couple?
wait. is this meme trying to turn my friends into gays?
HELL NO THEY WONT.

Describe 8:
She's number 4's wife. She bubbly, friendly, and easy to be around with. talks a lot too.

Do you think 13 is attractive?
so now you're turning me into a lesbian? well, she is gorgeous. hitam manis. and my mom describes her face as being 'makan tenung' ... meaning the more you look at her, the more attractive she becomes. and no, you don't need booze to do that.

Tell me something about 17:
we used to work together and i love her to bits. she was the one who kept me sane during my pre-ayis period. she's my confidante.

Do you know any of 4’s family members?
i think about 50 of them, give or take. even the cousins trice removed. and i'm about to marry his cucu saudara.

What’s 21’s favorite color?
fuck me upside down if i know.

What would you do if 18 just confessed he/she liked you?
i'd tell her i love her. and i really do. because she's so cool.

What language does 20 speak?
only Malay & English ... i think. i don't know if she's picked up any other languages since i last saw her which was like 2 years ago.

Who is 9 going out with?
somebody named azmir. only met the guy once.

What does 16 do?
he's an art director at some agency somewhere

When’s the last time you talked to 13?
oh f.. i think it's almost 6-7 years ago?

What perfume does number 2 use?
i don't know really. well yeah, i consider her my best friend, but i draw the line at stalking. however i'll just take a stab at it .. gucci envy me? (ye ke, beb?)

Would you ever date 7?
if i was a guy, i would.

Would you ever date 1?
EVERY FUCKING DAY TILL THE DAY I DIE.

Is 15 single?
why? you interested?

What is 19’s last name?
binti Yusoff

Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 11?
NO. i'm into dicks, not clits. but she's sweet.

What school does 3 go to?
one of those 'special' schools i think (heheh. jgn marah nash, nanti anak ko kena jual)

Where does 10 live?
Kampung Baru.

What’s your favorite thing about 10?
she always means well.

Have you seen number 13 naked?
err ... why would i want to?